- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to police irony

Being able to fly in place.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to understand irony.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

Pointless Super Powers