The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to become demented

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!