The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to police irony

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!