- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose this power.

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to die while dieing

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power of making toast land butter-side up

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to think salmon.

The power to like any show

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

cry acid tears

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

Pointless Super Powers