Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to see through insects.

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A good Kisser

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Nope. Just nope.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to eat ass.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!