- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to go slower than a snail :l

the ability to kill yourself... twice

to do nothing

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to control mealworms

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Pointless Super Powers