Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to count from A to purple

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!