- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to breath through your skin.

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to make my own sandwich

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

Pointless Super Powers