the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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to be shitty

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!