the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to get this. Do you get it?

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to die when you change emotions

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power drown in water

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to pee poop

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!