The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power drown in water

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to pee poop

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to turn into an escalator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!