The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to live.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to look TV

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!