The power to make my own sandwich

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to live.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to see through glass

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!