The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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See through invisible people

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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to make asians smart

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!