The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to live.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to turn into random objects

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to be invisible when singing

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the ability to see through air

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!