- Pointless Super Powers

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to stop existing.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to lick your elbow.

32% Levitation.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power of learning

The power to pee poop

The power to not exercise.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!