The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

the power to beathe

The ability to change the color of your poop

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The power to strangle yourself to death

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

To be able to summon old people

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to divide by zero

The power to never get drunk

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!