- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

the power to beathe

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The power to strangle yourself to death

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

To be able to summon old people

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

Pointless Super Powers