The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to start time.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to die

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!