The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to die at will.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stop existing.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!