The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to have no power

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The power to be normal.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!