The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

the power to read your own thoughts

The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

The power to never have fun...never.

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!