The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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mint berry crunch

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to poop glue.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!