power to fly when your underwater

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!