the power to run in slow motion

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!