The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!