The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to digest corn.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!