The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to die on command.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!