The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to poop without wiping

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Nothing

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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I'm a giant di

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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mint berry crunch

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to rotten food.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!