The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!