the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!