The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to die

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!