The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to have no power

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to get married

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to animate condiments

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!