- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to stare directly at the sun

the power to fire my lazer

The ability to be heard in space

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

Pointless Super Powers