- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to spit mouthwash

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

the power to be Justin bieber

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

Pointless Super Powers