The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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open up pickles glass

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!