- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

teleport to the place where you stand

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

Pointless Super Powers