the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to rite liek dis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!