The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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I'm a giant di

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!