The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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being black

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!