The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to have no powers

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!