The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to be alone

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to get arrested

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to change your weight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!