the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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I'm a giant di

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to poop standing up

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power to hovertate

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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ability to run very fast forever

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!