- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Fly Without control

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The ability to read your own mind

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to have anything you want that is free.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to get up from the couch.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to die when you get old

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

Pointless Super Powers