The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to control mealworms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!