The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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open up pickles glass

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I'm a giant di

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!