Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to have no superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!