The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!