The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!