The power to wish you had a power

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!