- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to think oppositely

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

Pointless Super Powers