THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to be a snail

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to shrink boobs

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!