- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

the power to get married

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to have no superpower

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to make everything worse

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power of women's rights.

Pointless Super Powers