The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!