The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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75% levitation

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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open up pickles glass

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to smell whore

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the power to get married

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to be alone

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to see oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!