The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!