- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jizz money

The power to digest corn.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

the ability to levitate

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to lower your own ego.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to crap without pissing.

the power to summon a pen, once

The Superpower to sleep at night.

Pointless Super Powers