- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to make faces at the blind

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to swim on land.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

Pointless Super Powers