- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to think your dreams are real.

the power to smell like ham

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to resurrect dead insects

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power to speak to toasters

The power to eat your own head.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The power to kill you self.

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

The power to turn into a laptop forever

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

Power to freeze ice.

The ability to breathe out of water.

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The ability to be in fashion.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Pointless Super Powers