- Pointless Super Powers

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to smell whore

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to be alone

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to become translucent

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

the power to read this sentence

The power to kill yourself.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!