The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to look at Sun.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!