The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to swim on land.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!