- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

the power to eat cheese 24/7

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to predict the present

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

Pointless Super Powers