The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to have no superpower

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to do nothing

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!