The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!